Walruses and Teapots

f1ftyshadesofclay:

What the college board wanted me to get out of the PSAT: scholarships, options for colleges, and practice for the SAT
What I got out of the PSAT: Positive reinforcement is dehumanizing

(Source: f1ftyshadesofspookiness)

Reblog - Posted 2 hours ago - via / Source with 27 notes

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

astronorner:

Things to look forward to in October
1. Halloweentown
2. Halloweentown 2 Kalabar’s Revenge
3. Halloweentown High
4. Return to Hallloweentown

amoyed:

now this is a real party

amoyed:

now this is a real party

(Source: imposetonanonymat)

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

image

(Source: ghostruto)

spooppapping:

mimiadraws:

seerofsarcasm:

puttin on the ritz

Some gifs of my sexy illuminati dorito cosplay from today of NYCC!

i can’t believe this is real life

give em the ole razzle dazzle

(Source: rapmonsters)

Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice."
— (via hefuckin)

(Source: lushpussyhighheels)

charlesdutton:

i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool

(Source: imayhavebeenborn)

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

(Source: joilieder)

neopetsdiva:

lady gaga turned 28 this year. madonna did that in 1624… when will the plagiarism stop?

petitedeath:

ruemorge:

petitedeath:

That moment when your period is over and you take a hot shower, change into cute panties and different clothes and you feel like a butterfly who has emerged from a cocoon. 

this post has gotten so many notes that i forgot i even made it and assumed someone else did..

theboyfriendstagram:

Favorite posts about Harry feeling the boys’ balls on national television part 2

Part 1 | Part 3

(more posts like this here)

la-ruiva:

me trying to put my life back together

la-ruiva:

me trying to put my life back together