Walruses and Teapots

lit-tra-lee:

theamazonprince:

this is some fucked up stuff

amazing i wish there were more of these

radioactivemongoose:

cat comics #3

radioactivemongoose:

cat comics #3

Degausser
Brand New

wiltedsighs:

Well take me, take me back to your bed
I love you so much that it hurts my head
Say I don’t mind you under my skin
I’ll let the bad parts in, the bad parts in

youregoingtopieinthere:

American Horror Story (Murder House - Asylum - Coven - Freak Show) Main poster and Cast poster without text

forceofnaturenauti:

ptyrx:

Lmaooooooo truuuuuuu

Too true lmfao

forceofnaturenauti:

ptyrx:

Lmaooooooo truuuuuuu

Too true lmfao

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relahvant:

stop being so cute if i can’t kiss you

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT

i-love-mmfd:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

THIS SCENE

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bruisedbod1es:

I’m cute, you’re cute, everyone is so cute

bruisedbod1es:

I’m cute, you’re cute, everyone is so cute

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-teesa-:

9.2.14

(Source: -teesa-)

I want to spend October with you, because it’s
my favorite month and happens during my
favorite season. I wish we could aimlessly
walk around a forest and with each leaf that
falls from the branches above, we fall a little
more for each other too. While hand in hand
we can crave the smell of warm coffee and
cinnamon muffins on a chilly morning, we
could feel the autumn breeze brush against
our skin and the goose bumps we get, we
won’t be able to tell if it’s from touching each
other’s skin or from the wind being too cool.
When we lay in bed you’d have the hardest
time moving an inch away from me, because
I’d want to be skin to skin every minute.
These lonely summer nights without you make
me crave the fall, and crave the season of
death in the hopes that maybe this loneliness
would die too, and you’d appear by my side.
I can’t tell if I love the night too dearly, or
hate it too passionately. I think I’d adore
it if I got to sleep next to you every evening,
and I think that I’d enjoy the sunset more
watching it hit your face than actually
seeing it say goodnight. I just crave to
spend time with you, I do."

i.c. // October (via delicatepoetry)

Holy hell

(via karranicole)

Perfect

(via wemadeamuseum)

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.

baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

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