Walruses and Teapots

geejayeff:

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

(Source: jamescookjr)

lilyaeyphotos:

Of Mice & Men
Vans Warped Tour 2014- Burgettstown, PA
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lilyaeyphotos:

Of Mice & Men

Vans Warped Tour 2014- Burgettstown, PA

facebook | instagram | flickr

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

ofrejects:

hey now hey now

ofrejects:

hey now hey now

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

swagitsune:

I can’t stop making these.

baeff:

dylan in the maze runner (✿◠‿◠)

dylan wearing tight, dirty, and ripped clothes in the maze runner (◕‿◕✿)

dylan in a starring role (。♥‿♥。)

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fuckyeahgravityfalls:

Here’s a brief, but incredible and in-depth bio of Gravity Falls creator, Alex Hirsch, from 2010.

Alex Hirsch seen here smoking a cigar made from endangered panda skin, is a feared and loathed titan of industry who once called Chuck Jones a communist to his face and won a drinking contest against a champion racehorse.
Actually, Alex Hirsch is a 25-year old writer, board artist, and director who has done story work for Cartoon Network, Laika, Disney TV, Pixar, and JibJab. His career highlights include pitching bad puns to John Lasseter, touching Weird Al Yankovic’s hair, directing two pilots, and providing the voice of a female clam for Disney TV’s “Fish Hooks.” Currently he is wrapping production on the pilot for his first TV series, “Gravity Falls”, which, according to industry gossip, is going to be the greatest show ever made in the history of television. (And that includes Man Vs. Food)
In his spare time Alex enjoys posing for black and white pictures and writing biographies about himself in the third person.

fuckyeahgravityfalls:

Here’s a brief, but incredible and in-depth bio of Gravity Falls creator, Alex Hirsch, from 2010.

Alex Hirsch seen here smoking a cigar made from endangered panda skin, is a feared and loathed titan of industry who once called Chuck Jones a communist to his face and won a drinking contest against a champion racehorse.

Actually, Alex Hirsch is a 25-year old writer, board artist, and director who has done story work for Cartoon Network, Laika, Disney TV, Pixar, and JibJab. His career highlights include pitching bad puns to John Lasseter, touching Weird Al Yankovic’s hair, directing two pilots, and providing the voice of a female clam for Disney TV’s “Fish Hooks.” Currently he is wrapping production on the pilot for his first TV series, “Gravity Falls”, which, according to industry gossip, is going to be the greatest show ever made in the history of television. (And that includes Man Vs. Food)

In his spare time Alex enjoys posing for black and white pictures and writing biographies about himself in the third person.

(Source: ctnanimationexpo.com)

rifa:

yaldabaoths-jolly-testicles:

everythingoffendsme:

aberrantkenosis:

everythingoffendsme:

aberrantkenosis:

everythingoffendsme:

aberrantkenosis:

the valentines day pigeon is coming for you.
you cannot run.
you cannot hide.

Do you have any idea how hurtful it is to otherkin to wear animal heads like this? It’s like a slap in the face to transpecies people to wear their identities as a costume, as a laugh, as a big old guffaw at the expense of people who TRULY were born in the wrong species body. I will never understand how people can’t see how hurtful this is and how much it sets our movement back.

Excuse me? EXCUUUSE ME? Are you perhaps suggesting that i am NOT a pigeon on the inside?? THIS IS my identity, thank you. I have always been a beautiful majestic pigeon, born to live and die midst the steel and concrete of Chicago. only through wearing this mask can I truly feel comfort in my disgusting human body that I was given accidentally. 
I am not “guffawing” here, pigeons are not even capable of laughing. How disrespectful must you be to suggest that a species incapable of laughter is laughing at anything??????
Pigeons ARE however capable of feeling anger, and we all are gifted with very precise memory of each and every individual who has wronged us, be it a crazed homeless person or a disrespectful internet user. 
Please check your privileges immediately, or expect your automobile and hats of choice to have a fine coating of whatever I’ve eaten recently very soon. 
Thank you.

It is SO obvious from your tone that you’re just some tourist in the otherkin world, you human identifying ass. Don’t you dare ever touch birdseed again, leave it to those of us WHO ACTUALLY NEED IT TO EAT. TO, YOU KNOW, SURVIVE.
Everyone knows pigeons don’t know how to use bold and italics. You gave yourself away there. Jerk.

EXCUSE YOU. Pigeons are completely capable of using all forms of punctuation and font. If you would even CARE ENOUGH to check for yourself, maybe spend sometime in the pigeon community, you would see that we are so much deeper than we are seen to be!
We are closely related to the highly privileged doves, but we are put down by others for our coloration and love of human foods that end up in the garbage. You are obviously being discriminatory towards us for our less clean and privileged situations, mocking me and all other pigeonkin for our inability to obtain birdseed. I am not even privileged enough to look at birdseed, thank you very much. 
We can be extremely literate, poetic even. more people need to be made aware of our beauty and struggle in this anti-pigeon society. We don’t need any more discriminatory slander being thrown our way. If you wish to throw things at us, let it at least be something edible, preferably some variation of fried potato slicing, or bread even. 
I repeat, check your privileges.

You just keep digging the hole deeper. I AM transpigeon, thank you very much, so I know a whole lot about what goes on in the mind of a TRUE pigeon. I have never thrown anything at a pigeon besides a glance which was a compliment to its very appealing appearance.
Do you even know what oppression is? I can already tell you that you don’t. See that hand right there on your photo, that white skinned hand? Yeah, you’re already given all the privilege in the world. Add onto that that you’re not true pigeonkin and it’s so clear that you just want to be part of our world, where the pigeons are, but you never will be. We PoC (pigeons of color) don’t want you to be our white dove savior! Piss off.
It’s obvious though that you’re just getting angry because you can’t refute my flawless logic. Go cry more, white human.


i dont know which one of you is being serious

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rifa:

yaldabaoths-jolly-testicles:

everythingoffendsme:

aberrantkenosis:

everythingoffendsme:

aberrantkenosis:

everythingoffendsme:

aberrantkenosis:

the valentines day pigeon is coming for you.

you cannot run.

you cannot hide.

Do you have any idea how hurtful it is to otherkin to wear animal heads like this? It’s like a slap in the face to transpecies people to wear their identities as a costume, as a laugh, as a big old guffaw at the expense of people who TRULY were born in the wrong species body. I will never understand how people can’t see how hurtful this is and how much it sets our movement back.

Excuse me? EXCUUUSE ME? Are you perhaps suggesting that i am NOT a pigeon on the inside?? THIS IS my identity, thank you. I have always been a beautiful majestic pigeon, born to live and die midst the steel and concrete of Chicago. only through wearing this mask can I truly feel comfort in my disgusting human body that I was given accidentally. 

I am not “guffawing” here, pigeons are not even capable of laughing. How disrespectful must you be to suggest that a species incapable of laughter is laughing at anything??????

Pigeons ARE however capable of feeling anger, and we all are gifted with very precise memory of each and every individual who has wronged us, be it a crazed homeless person or a disrespectful internet user. 

Please check your privileges immediately, or expect your automobile and hats of choice to have a fine coating of whatever I’ve eaten recently very soon. 

Thank you.

It is SO obvious from your tone that you’re just some tourist in the otherkin world, you human identifying ass. Don’t you dare ever touch birdseed again, leave it to those of us WHO ACTUALLY NEED IT TO EAT. TO, YOU KNOW, SURVIVE.

Everyone knows pigeons don’t know how to use bold and italics. You gave yourself away there. Jerk.

EXCUSE YOU. Pigeons are completely capable of using all forms of punctuation and font. If you would even CARE ENOUGH to check for yourself, maybe spend sometime in the pigeon community, you would see that we are so much deeper than we are seen to be!

We are closely related to the highly privileged doves, but we are put down by others for our coloration and love of human foods that end up in the garbage. You are obviously being discriminatory towards us for our less clean and privileged situations, mocking me and all other pigeonkin for our inability to obtain birdseed. I am not even privileged enough to look at birdseed, thank you very much. 

We can be extremely literate, poetic even. more people need to be made aware of our beauty and struggle in this anti-pigeon society. We don’t need any more discriminatory slander being thrown our way. If you wish to throw things at us, let it at least be something edible, preferably some variation of fried potato slicing, or bread even. 

I repeat, check your privileges.

You just keep digging the hole deeper. I AM transpigeon, thank you very much, so I know a whole lot about what goes on in the mind of a TRUE pigeon. I have never thrown anything at a pigeon besides a glance which was a compliment to its very appealing appearance.

Do you even know what oppression is? I can already tell you that you don’t. See that hand right there on your photo, that white skinned hand? Yeah, you’re already given all the privilege in the world. Add onto that that you’re not true pigeonkin and it’s so clear that you just want to be part of our world, where the pigeons are, but you never will be. We PoC (pigeons of color) don’t want you to be our white dove savior! Piss off.

It’s obvious though that you’re just getting angry because you can’t refute my flawless logic. Go cry more, white human.

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i dont know which one of you is being serious

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highlyfunctioningsociopathat221b:

If we didn’t have these I’d have no idea what day it is

(Source: vegases)