Walruses and Teapots

gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

(Source: asmilinggoddess)

(Source: peterhale)

please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay."
— sacred chant of the homosexual  (via offwithurhead)
godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

andromeda4002019:

ammit420:

andromeda4002019:

andromeda4002019:

if I make my boyfriend punch me in the uterus multiple times willl that induce my period

y’all r so unhelpful

It make u booboo uon want thatt we was gon letchu do you tho

thank u for the feedback

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”i have a laptop now” promo

castiol:

  • okay i have a laptop now so i can finally do these promos
  • mbf me
  • must reblog this
  • must reach 40 notes or never happened
  • the following will be promoted:
  • - best url 2x
  • - best theme 2x
  • - best posts 2x
  • - best overall 2x
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basedgosh:

a national hero

basedgosh:

a national hero

(Source: goodassdog)

nighthooker:

mm girl youre so wet;) wait is that fucking pee you did not just pee yourself

(Source: nighthooker)

Anonymous asked: Do you know what to do with that big fat butt

confirmance:

sit it down in church and praise the lord

applescruff-s:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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this is great

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this